Pension gone? Retirement fund stolen? Cost of health benefits unaffordable? Consider the retirement plan I’ve decided on for my future: Prison.
My Future Self
Radical, you say? Unreasonable? Mad? Just listen to the advantages: Days spent lounging in your room with dedicated time outdoors. Three square meals a day. An extensive library. Free gym membership. And, best of all, the most comprehensive health care coverage that money (but not yours) can buy. Is this a vacation in the Bahamas, or a fiesta in the big house? ¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! Sign me up!
First, how to qualify. Of course the options are as numerous as the human imagination. Choose the ignominy that is right for you!
Click on link to read this funny article and blogger.
The shine comes off a bit when you start to realize that some will be treating the idea seriously!
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